HUMOR

[Philip Albia]

Post Good/Bad Jokes here! : D

[Philip Albia]

ini gusto kong fx!

[Don Ico]

pwede! dapat sagad gabos na knobs...hehehe...

[BOLA MORALLO]

ako boy dawa yan lang last na knob ang sagad okie n ako dyan....

[Don Ico]

FIFTY YEARS IN THE FUTURE:

A guitarist dies and is quite please to find that he ends up standing before the pearly gates of Guitar Heaven. St. Peter shows him in, and gives him a guided tour.

"This is Stevie Ray's room here..." says Peter, and the guitarist is saying "Wow! Stevie Ray!"
"And this is Jimi's room..." and the guitarist is totally over the moon.

Finally Peter shows the guitarist to his own room. Before Peter leaves, he says to him, "I have to ask. Is Yngwie here?" Peter shakes his head sadly and says "I'm afraid he went... the "other" way..."

The guitarist is disappointed but goes to his room and tries to get some sleep. He is woken up in the middle of the night by someone playing a really fast harmonic minor lick - and it sounds just like Yngwie. He presses his ear to the wall, and listens more closely. Someone in the next room is playing really fast neo-classical shreds through what sounds very much like a vintage Strat. The guitarist is confused as it sounds so much like Yngwie. The next day he tells Peter that he is almost certain that Yngwie's in the next room.

Peter pulls him to one side, and whispers into his ear, "Shhh.... don't tell anyone. That's God. He thinks he's Yngwie Malmsteen"

[Don Ico]

arin padi? beer? gusto ko yang nasa tahaw. hehehe...

BOLA MORALLO said:

ako boy dawa yan lang last na knob ang sagad okie n ako dyan....

[Philip Albia]

sus.. beer lang daa kay morallo... inda ko lang don kung matubod ka man dyan... haha!

[Kiko]

i second the motion pi!!! ha..ha.. tupperware ang bakla!!
Philip Albia said:

sus.. beer lang daa kay morallo... inda ko lang don kung matubod ka man dyan... haha!

[Kiko]

WHY GUITARS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
• Guitars don't get pregnant.
• You can play your Guitar any time of the month.
• Guitars don't have parents.
• Guitars don't whine... unless you want them to.
• You can share your Guitar with your friends.
• Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you've played
• Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you have.
• Guitars don't care if you look at other Guitars.
• Guitars don't care if you buy Guitar magazines.
• You'll never hear, "Surprise, you are going to proud father of a new Guitar" unless you go out to buy one yourself.
• If your Guitar is flat you can fix it.
• Your Guitar doesn't care if you never listen to it.
• Your Guitar won't care if you leave up the toilet seat.
• You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Guitar.
• If you say bad things to your Guitar, you don't have to apologize before you play it again.
• You can play your Guitar as long as you want and it won't get sore.
• You can stop playing your Guitar as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated.
• Your parents won't remain in touch with your old Guitar after you dump it.
• Guitars don't get headaches.
• Guitars don't insult you if you're a bad player.
• Your Guitar never wants a night out with the other Guitars.
• Guitars don't care if you're late.
• You don't have to take a shower before you play your Guitar.
• If your Guitar doesn't look good you can refinish it or get new parts.
• You can play your Guitar the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.
• The only protection you have to wear when playing your Guitar is a decent thumb pick.
• When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great time you had the last time you played your Guitar.
and last, but not least:
• If you decide to part with an old Guitar, you don't have to give up half of everything you own.

[Don Ico]

hehehe... dai ko aram...

Philip Albia said:

sus.. beer lang daa kay morallo... inda ko lang don kung matubod ka man dyan... haha!

[Kiko]

don parehas source ta.. ha..ha... yan ang joke he.h.e..
Don Ico said:

arin padi? beer? gusto ko yang nasa tahaw. hehehe...

BOLA MORALLO said:

ako boy dawa yan lang last na knob ang sagad okie n ako dyan....

[Philip Albia]

Kiko said:

don parehas source ta.. ha..ha... yan ang joke he.h.e..
Don Ico said:

arin padi? beer? gusto ko yang nasa tahaw. hehehe...

BOLA MORALLO said:

ako boy dawa yan lang last na knob ang sagad okie n ako dyan....

haha ayus lang yan...
o ini, pakornihan nalang kita...

Q: What is the difference between a guitar and a tuna fish?
A: You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

[Don Ico]

hahah!!! iyo hay! hehehe... kaya pinara ko na si saro.. ika na lang magpost... hehehe...

Kiko said:

don parehas source ta.. ha..ha... yan ang joke he.h.e..
Don Ico said:

arin padi? beer? gusto ko yang nasa tahaw. hehehe...

BOLA MORALLO said:

ako boy dawa yan lang last na knob ang sagad okie n ako dyan....